Monday, October 20, 2008, 7:52 PM
Moved to LiveJournal, Blogger's being an asshole.screwedtheory.lj
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4:36 PM
Skipped school todayy,whooooooooo.I know im not the only one.HahaI slept super early man, 8 plus.I have to catch up with the hours of sleep ive lost,thanks to exams.Woke up, and checked handphone, and frigging received 5 messages.
Shan,just reminded me t blog about aishu.Yesterday,aishu made me want t die man.
Aishu: Eh if im not wrong i saw you at some MRT station
Jake: Huh,where?
Aishu: Its B.... Something
Jake:Bishan?Braddel?
Aishu:*zips open her purse, bloody effing frigging takes out a mrt map*
I swear, i couldnt stop laughing, i frigging fell on the floor laughing like one mad asshole.Shanthini was laughing like hell too.
Aishu: *continues looking at the map.* OH! BOONKENG. i thought i saw you there
Jake: whatthehell.*walks out of th toilet*
4:06 AM
its overrr babyy,.
Whooooooo,todayy was effing, dramatic plus fun.School,1 hour of english spent with best and cherryl talking about eveything under the sun,ehem.ahah.And we happened to talk about _____,superrrrrrrrrr funny.then suddenly,ended up messaging _______.And miss lock gave us the hint that 10 people are supposedly retaining.heck.But sherryn said im not one of them,but im still scared man.heck,My bill is going get busted man.During maths,mr fernandez so i couldnt reply messages.
When he wasnt looking, checked phone.AND FRIGGING RECEIVED 7 MESSAGES. 6 FROM _______.what the.
After school, left for macs with anna and orelia, met sherryn,cherryl,diana,lira,amanda and sharon.
Then we waited fer _____ to reach toa payoh.Sial la, we were all damn scared to meet ______.
And worst, im like one of the effing main victim.haah.nehmind,met him then everybody all left.what the hell.but i know they didnt plan it.haha. so i left with _____ for home.went t _____. and all.
balls, nowwwww i know alot of stuffs.hahahaha.anywayy,fadhli is nice after all.yeah,i said his name.
AND EVERYBODY,IM CURVY ALRIGHT.(inside joke)-.-
whoooo,i cant wait for avenged babyyy,
Sunday, October 19, 2008, 4:12 AM
cause, you and i will never be
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGE! whoooo.
Mass-ed today.I wanted to diee man.Mum was making me laugh like crazyy.MY MUM.hah
I saw ______:), whoooo.ive not seen her in church for a long long time man.Im damn bored i swear.Tomorrow,school.gruhhhhhhh.And omgawd promotion meeting for sec 3's is on tuesdayy,
dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Mum: What alphabet can be put together.
Me: haha,wth.i dont know.
Mum: U and I(you and I)
Me: WHAT THE.-.-
babyy,i love you.
god knows how much.
Saturday, October 18, 2008, 2:11 AM
lovezyzxxxy
WHOOOOO,AVENGED SEVENFOLD HERE I COME.going for avenged with shannen,shanthini and other people.superrr fun man.damn
Shannen Kang is super super super superrr nice man.I swear.Thats why she's my wife.haha
People call 1800-I-Love-Jake, i swear it works.Shannen tried itHaha
Fadhli is bugging me t go cck,to watch them play soccer tomorrow and go skateboarding.
Fadhli,alamak, ill seee if im freee deyyy.And ill bring BlackLabel with me.
And i owe him free hugs man.
babyy,i miss yewwwwwwww.
i swear to god,i love you.
Friday, October 17, 2008, 3:19 AM
I need t sleep after this.Im going t skip dinner,and sleep.Eyebags,the killer man.I think im skipping youth rally tomorrow.wait,i dont know.Whoooo, me,sherryn,ange and the others were planning in class just now, what if we were t retain in secondary three.We were thinking of schools to transfer too, and what if we really retain with that cohort.We will all sit in one corner of the classroom and stone man.i swear.But who wants t waste one more blooody year in seconary school mann.balls.dammit,one extra week for us,bridging programm.Postponed dyeing of hair man,ange and me,same colour.haha.Shanthini,come online now,im supposed t show you "pedra branca's _________" Shanthini,me and sherryn know your secret.
1:07 AM
Jake Loves PD
Got all the other results today,whoooo.Improved physics and bio this time, but im not sure if i passed overall.Art the bestttt, i passed.62 for the paper itself.and overall was 50 plus.what the hell.Heck,at least i passed.Then malay, as predicted 3 weeks ago,i flunked my malay eexam paper.
97/200, which is err...lazy to calculate.8/20 for listening.23/50 for oral.11/20 for situational writing.25/50 for composition and paper 2,if im not wrong i got 30/70.nice nice nice.whoooo.
So,cikgu was talking t me and sacha aboout writing the letter to Mrs Lee about dropping to Syllabus B.hah,me cherryl and sacha, taking B syllabus at last.but we'v got to stay back in school one day a week for B syllabus extra lessons.balls.POA,dont askk,super fun to stay in the AVA room,getting our POA papers,but we didnt give a damn on our marks.Me,sherryn,diana,amanda ran across to 2/5,just t tell miss syde that we saw her wedding peek in TP inter.stups.We actually ran there cause diana was being a hooligan chasing us, for no reason.hah.Wah toot,so what if your class bloody had a better overall than ours, so what if we are 3/7 and have noisy people,it doesnt mean you all can bloody look down on us.breasts.
After school,left with shan t inter.it was raining,so we wanted to bus instead.We were damn damn damn blur today,we stood at the bus stop outside 7-eleven for 20 minutes ,231 was taking blooody long.I was telling her about Pedra Branca(not the island mann).And she turned and said,"EH ARENT WE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE BUS FROM THE OPPOSITE BUSSTOP?," haha, after 20 minutes we effing realised.
But you were everything t me, and nowww everyythings gone even you.
Thursday, October 16, 2008, 3:20 AM
sweeeeet love.
WHOOOOOOOOOO,RESULTS TODAY.AND MORE RESULTS TOMORROW.
Passed my english,thank god man.we all frigging screamed.1 English and 2 other subjects to get promoted to sec 4.and if...IF we dont get promoted, which most of us think we are not going to be promoted, we are of course not going to stay in IJ still and repeat our sec 3 with the new cohort, we are going to transfer.Orelia,friiging planned already to go Beatty.What the hell la.
Tomorrow's combined science,art,and poa.Die. I want to know my phy and bio real badly.but i hate it when the marks are combined mann.heck.
As predicted, i slept at 2am plus.
Woke up todayy,i was superrrr superrrr blur.I got ready for god knows how long i took,i was superr tired.Left,without school socks,i wore adidas socks.whatthehell.I wanted to sleep when i reached the classroom,but Aishu had to tell me stories.gruhhhhhh.We pratically camwhored the whole dayy,me sherryn amanda lirong sharon ameera shanthini lira diana. so manyyy free periods.cikgu didnt come to ccheck papers with us, stayed in 3/6 off the lights,closed the windows. and ameera camwhored.we ended up sleeping in the end. for 45 minutes.damn shiok bodohh.After school,canteen-ed then went home with kinnyyyy t cut hair.i swear,kinny hair damn style.Whooooo.She kept on laughing at me cause i pronounced LINGERIE wrongly more than 3 times,even HIPPOTATAMUS,i couldnt spell it.superrr blurr man.
Sleepover with ange,jazreel,ameera and people at my house in november,whooo.They planned it.Haha, then movie marathon man.First movie planned was L WORD.lol,nice nice.Season 6 coming people.But theres frigging paris hilton in it. SPOILER.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008, 7:35 AM
YAWWWWWWWWWW,GO AWAY EYEBAGS.
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. i cant friggggging sleep.kill eyebags man.
i predict,im not going t sleep till 2am.
(hah, dianah call me a sing t me your stipper song,maybe that might make me go to sleep straight awayy man, Call call 98443675 noww)
6:00 AM
OHMYBREASTS,SEC THREES STILL HAVE TO CONTINUE WITH SCHOOL TILL THE 31st.
how can man.lucky thing its only 1 weeek.Im dead tired,worked todayy with mum from 8am to 8pm,like almost the whole day? balls.good thing is,im getting paid.Shes paying me money plus my vans skate shoe.at last.Woke up friggggging late,i slept at 4 am man.i seriously have to stop that habit of mine to sleep frigggging early in the morning.Dianah came to helpout,gosh.With her,i swear working can get ever so fun.Actually we kind of slacked alot.She skipped school tooo.
Heard,they had a talk in school todayy, about gays plus lesbians.when shanthini told me,i swear to balls i wished i was there to laugh at the talk.And i hate dianah and mum for teaming up against me.Mum and dianah were talking about what school i should get a friggging boyfriend from.Out of all schools, Mum had to say Hwa Chong,then SJI,then St pats.Dianah wanted to reply, and i frigging kicked plus step her feet under the table.Asshewl.Whoooo,i had 4 ben and jerry's ice-cream which was costed 16 bucks.crazyyy man.Dianah,who asked you to go home earlyyyy, anywayyy dianah, my mum said your boyfriend is hot.hah,superrr funny man.
Today was fun afterall, im effing tired.I need my sleeeeeep.
Checking papers tomorrow,die.
Everybodyy meet Ange plus her stylo hairrrrr..
Tuesday, October 14, 2008, 7:13 AM
Whooooooo,skipping school tomorrow.Not my fault,mummy asked me to.Surprisingly.Following her to NUS to work.And i get paid man.100 bucks,i think.
Im going t negotiate.Hah!And since dianah isnt going to school too,shes coming along.Cause i know she loves to help if it concerns make-up.And im doing it for the make-up mann,of course im doing it cause of moneyy and fun.W dianah there,of course its fun.be honoured bimbo.I realising im living in my own world with a large number of bimbos around me.damn true.Whole dayy event tomorrow man,im going to be tired.I am already,cause of swimming, and lack of sleeep.
I planned to actually,sleep after th exams are over.But no, ive been going out w friends, sleeping at 3-4 in the morning.There goes my sleep.Im so bloody used to "the exam period" life man.
Im scared t know my results somehow.If im retaining,im transfering school.(ange said this too,hah)
Pray i wont retain man.Or maybee im thinking t much.Anna just reminded me of ourouting with 10 other people to oldchangihospital.scaryy much but fun.cause we are going in an even number,of course plus alot of people.cant waitt.Sleepover with Ange,Jazreel and th rest soon in my house,during the holidays.they wanna crash my house mann.whooooo,fun bodohh.
Eyebags,go awayyyy man.Stupeeed i swear.Eyebags are getting worse.Ah,i give up.
HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY: ameera in a turban.
6:52 AM
love
(They made my dayyy,[L])
t ange and jazreel ,
thanks for today man,you guys made swimming fun today.and we must have more of this. Ange, you owe me the peektures.Psssstsss, headline today: Ameera in a turban. (Ameeera i still love yewwww.)^.^ Im posting videos of today, tomorrow. must watch man.ange mukeeee mantain.
thanks for today man,you guys made swimming fun today.and we must have more of this. Ange, you owe me the peektures.Psssstsss, headline today: Ameera in a turban. (Ameeera i still love yewwww.)^.^ Im posting videos of today, tomorrow. must watch man.ange mukeeee mantain.
6:33 AM
babyy,kill me
WHOOOOO,NEW LINK///anyway,todayy was super fun.i actually spent the morning and early afternoon at home with no plans of going out.Ange called and asked if she and jazreel could come for a swim.Fetched them from the mrt at 3pm.And whooo it was raining like crazyy, so we cabbed to my place.And we were talking about matts and all in the cab, and the uncle was laughing.The uncle's name was super kewl,Leonardeo Mark ...something.Stupeeeed Ange kept on laughing cause i kept on falling down,my slipper had no friction.Hah,got so irritated,i walked bare-footed in the carpark.Went up to th pool,and changed.And i went up to get stuffs,and when i came down they were alrd in the pool.
Damm,i wanted to push that Ange(Minahh) into the pool.Swimming was superr fun with them.Ange can swim,Jazreel cannot swim at all.So she was hopping in the water, like some cute creature.damn funneh.Camwhoring in the pool was super fun.
Jazreeel:Ange,is your camera waterproof??
Ange:whatthehell. no
Jake:eh, try dropping it into the water now, see if its waterproof.
Ange got angry,and started splashing water.whatthehell.like some small kid.actually she is one.
This group of ahlians suddenly appeared,and we were talking about them.hah.
AhLians:*Jumps into th pool*
Jake: Your mama is so fat that when she jummps in to pool,the whales go, WE ARE FAMILY.
Hah,alot of funny things happened.I told ange, that there was this freaking milipede behind her, and she screamed and efffing swim away damn fast. i swear,she swam fast,real fast.Minah ah minah...
And we saw the Un-Hot matt i was telling them about walk past.Ange mukeee steam man.(Joke)
nge didnt like him luhh.Heh.Sauna after that, superrr hot.fun bodohh.Ange looked like an effing pontianak in the sauna.Bathed and left for macs.
You wont want t know what we did in macs.
Peeks, in next post//
